Jennifer Love Hewitt on Jay Leno

Jay Leno is such a pervy bastard. I don’t know why America loves the guy so much. Every time he has a semi-hot chick on the show he basically drools all over them. So it’s no surprise he should book THE BREAST WHISPERER: Jennifer Love Hewitt. But what the fuck is she wearing? The only thing this girl has going for her is her tits and she shows up in some kind of Cinderella-pixie-princess dress?

Hey! J-Lo-Hew! Let me clue you into something. Those bored housewives that watch THE BREAST WHISPERER don’t pay your bills. The reason people even know your name is because of the legions of horny ass man-boys who beat off to your tits in soft-core skin mags like Maxim. For the love of God, at least show some cleavage and give me something worth writing about! You’re getting old. Show some nipples or get off the pot!