First sighting: The Affleck-spawn lives

This is the first confirmed sighting of the Affleck-spawn. The spawn is seen in public accompanied by its vessel, former hot chick and actress Jennifer Garner. This photo was apparently taken by some kind of camera phone. While this may appear like a nice shot of a mother and her baby, we must remind you: it was sired by Ben Affleck. The powers latent in this child are enough to reduce Hollywood into a smoking wasteland of charred rubble. You’ve been warned.