Angelina Jolie escapes attacking Aniston fan

This Brangelina saga just keeps getting more and more interesting. Now, apparently Aniston is psychically controlling her fans and sending them out on attack missions. The current theory is that she is communicating to her minions through psychically encoded subliminal messages being broadcast in the latest batch of FRIENDS episodes being broadcast on TBS. Regular syndicated episodes are apparently “clean” and therefore “safe” to watch. The first salvo in the war was launched on February 3rd, when one of Anistons minions attempted to attack Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at Berlin’s Nola restaurant…

The loved-up pair - who are expecting their first child together this year - were dining at Berlin’s Nola restaurant when a woman stormed in and screamed: “Where is that home-wrecking Angelina?” The crazed fan - dressed in a ‘Friends’ T-shirt - spotted the Hollywood couple and attempted to slap Angelina.

Luckily Angelina’s bodyguards were on hand to deal with the minion, ensuring Pitt’s meal was uninterrupted.

“The mentally unbalanced American had obviously been tipped off that they would be dining at Nola, because she was wearing an Aniston top and was on the look-out for Angelina.

“Angelina would normally have confronted the woman, but she was petrified because she’s carrying her first child and won’t risk any harm coming to it.”

This is just another reason to stay away from people wearing FRIENDS t-shirts. You’ve been warned.

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