Wilmer Valderrama must be destroyed

I’ve watched THAT 70′S SHOW once or twice, but I still wouldn’t know who Wilmer Valderrama was if not for his reputation for fucking half of Hollywood.  Yesterday, Valderrama was a guest on the Howard Stern Show to promote his new Mtv show YO MOMMA. What better way to promote a lame Mtv series, that to reveal dirt on the starlets you have banged. Here are a few details…

• Wilmer took Mandy Moore’s virginity! According to Wilmer, she was good, but that she wasn’t like “like warm apple pie.”
• Jennifer Love Hewitt - according to Wilmer, she was an “eight.”
• When he’s with celebrities, Wilmer can’t believe he’s having sex with them.
• Wilmer has an eight inch penis
• He is friends with, but hasn’t fucked,  Jamie Pressly, Rosario Dawson and Jessica Alba.
• Ashlee Simpson is very loud in bed. What a surprise.