Celebrity Fight Club!

The celebrity feuds are getting so numerous we are having trouble keeping up with them. This is continued from yesterdays posts…

ROUND THREE: Lindsey Lohan vs. Danny Masterson

Lohan is at it again, this time with the least talented member of the THAT 70′S SHOW cast: Danny Masterson. Apparently, Masterson is now working as a bouncer at Guy’s in L.A. because he wouldn’t let Lindsey in, even though his pal Wilmer was vouching for her. Here’s what LA.com has to say about it…

According to our source inside who witnessed the whole thing, Valderrama obliged, telling his “That ’70s Show” costar that his Lohan beef was vodka under the bridge. But Masterson wouldn’t budge, saying he didn’t want her in because he doesn’t respect the way she lives her life — and that Paris Hilton isn’t welcome either. How did the (underage!) Lindsay respond? According to the crowd that witnessed it, she screamed at the top of her lungs and threatened to call the cops. Eventually, however, she simply left with her tail between her legs.

ROUND FOUR: Christina Aguilera vs. Mariah Carey

In the new issue of GQ where Christina gets semi-nude, she talks about how Mariah Carey has never liked her. According to Page Six:

“She was never cool to me. To the point that one time we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me in front of [Aguilera trails off] . . . But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated.”

Not to be outdone, Mariah issued the following statement:

I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior.

It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain. It is in my heart to forgive, and I will keep her in my prayers

ROUND FIVE: Lindsey Lohan vs. Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis

Once again, I can’t say I’m a huge Lindsey Lohan fan, but I’ll take her over Paris Hilton anyday. Now Paris has drafted fellow rich kid Brandon Davis to go tag-team on Lohan.

Last night, as the pair club-hopped in LA, Davis unleashed a filthy torrent as Paris laughed with approval. Davis makes numerous sexual and hygenic comments, the likes of which you probably have never heard.

Davis, best known for his drunk driving arrest, at one point hurls a racial invective toward Lindsay’s former boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama, asking, “Is he in a mariachi band?”

The grandson of the late billionaire Marvin Davis at one point says of Lohan: “I think she’s worth about seven million (dollars), which means she’s really poor. It’s disgusting. She lives in a motel.”

This article clip doesn’t even get the highlights which include Davis referring to Lindsey Lohan having a firecrotch as well as a seven foot long clitoris. But, thankfully, you can see the video here at TMZ.