Eva Longoria hottest woman?

Eva Longoria has topped MAXIM’s list of hottest women yet again. This seems strange to me, but not as strange as it does to Hitch Magazine who offered this comment:

I know I’ve said this before, but I just don’t see it. Give me a woman whose bones won’t snap when you grab her arm, whose face doesn’t look molded by Mattel, who doesn’t going around blabbing to the press about your sexual inexperience until she met you.

Yeah. She is a little bony and small. And what the hell was she doing BEFORE Desperate Houswives? Did anybody know who she was two years ago? This just goes to show the importance of a great publicist. Here’s a few pics anyway…