Celebrity Gossip, Photos and Sleaze

Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana) is whipping the internet into a frenzy with her sexy teenage hijinx. The latest scandal are photos of Miley wearing a bikini and posing seductively by the side of a pool. Just look at her expression in this photo. Those eyes tell me she’s only a few years away from a Playboy spread! Billy Ray must be freaking out!

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This great poster comes via the always excellent Golden Fiddle. Jamie Lynn Spears in the teen pregnancy comedy Juno!

Rumors have been circulating that the pregnant Jamie Lynn has actually been spotted with her mother coming out of a movie theater playing Juno. Will Juno inspire more teenagers to keep their illegitimate children? Let’s hope so! The trailer trash population is getting low.

Britney’s little sister Jamie Lynn Spears has been impregnated! She was the last one in the Spears family holding out from becoming a real-life version of the Beverly Hillbillies. The father is Jamie Lynn’s long-time boyfriend Casey Aldridge.

Jamie Lynn Spears: “It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he. … As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn’t tell anybody. Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone’s opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me.”

We don’t normally cover movies here, but this is freaking Transformers: The Movie, dude! An anonymous tipster has sent us this first look at one of the Transformers from the movie. Apparently, this is Transformer named Scorpnok. I don’t know much about it, or what it transforms into, but I am guessing it is one of the cockroach aliens from Starship Troopers.

Seriously, this looks so ripped off, that Michael Bay should be writing Paul Verhoeven a paycheck right now.

As much as this movie might suck, I will confess right now that I will probably pay to see it at least three times while it is in theaters.

Audrey Tautou, star of Amelie and The Davinci Code, flashes her nipple while sunbathing at the beach.

You may remember Dominique Swain from the remake of LOLITA. I don’t know what the hell she is up to now. Nevertheless, here is her nipple!

Paris Hilton apparently loves showing her nipples. We’ve seen them so many times it’s not even that big of a deal. But it’s Thanksgiving!