Eva Mendes is looking smoking hot in these topless photos from the Italian Vogue. I met Eva Mendes once in person and was amazed at how tiny she was. 

Egotastic posted photos of Kate Hudson in a red bikini. Kate has never done that much for me, but something about this photo of her ass is just driving me crazy. I can’t even explain it. I just want to take a big bite.

I can’t wait for the day when this jackass gets shot or dies of some kind of bacterial infection. Steve-O’s latest hijinx have landed him in jail. What did he do this time? He was breaking holes in the walls of his apartment. One of his neighbors actually made a citizens arrest and held him until the police arrived. Good job, dude! [Source]

Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) took a break from the high life and went shopping at Target. Of course, she is flanked by a team of security guards, but other than that, she is dressed down and shopping like the rest of us. Does anyone else find her amazingly hot in her casual outfit. She normally doesn’t do much for me, but that gray t-shirt and blue jeans — Wow!

The social retards at Evil Juice have scored a bunch of nude photos of stripper turned screenwriter Diablo Cody. I have mixed emotions about this because:

It looks like they just ripped them from her blog and are trying to make it into a scandal.

I think Diablo Cody is super-hot and I cannot look away. In fact, I wish they would find more photos and post them.

Click here for nude Diablo Cody photos!

Let me set the scene: Britney is at the mall with her boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. Mall-rat teenagers are trailing them, texting each other with their phones. They can’t believe they’re seeing Britney Spears. Then Britney heads into a Betsey Johnson boutique to try on some clothes. She’s in the dressing room and Ghalib is trying to pay with Britney’s black American Express. The problem is: it won’t go through.

The card won’t go through, but they keep trying it.

“Please,” begs Ghalib, “get this done quickly.”

One of the girls runs to Britney’s dressing room, explaining the situation through a pink gauze curtain.

A wail emerges from the cubby — guttural, vile, the kind of base animalistic shriek only heard at a family member’s deathbed. “Fuck these bitches,” screams Britney, each word ringing out between sobs. “These idiots can’t do anything right!”

Ghalib dashes over to console her, but she’s already spitting, growling, throwing a big bottle of soda on the floor so that it begins to spill underneath the curtain, and then she’s got a box of tissues and is throwing them on top of the wet floor along with piles of discarded merchandise. A new card finally goes through, but by then Britney is out the door, leaving her shirt on the ground and replacing it with the red top. “Fuck you, fuck people, fuck, fuck, fuck,” she keeps screaming, her face splotchy and red as she crosses the interminable mall floor, the crowd behind her growing larger and larger. “Leave us alone!” yells Ghalib.

The siblings run after Britney to get a video to put up on YouTube, and some of the shopgirls run after her to hand off the merchandise she left behind, and there’s an entire bridal party wearing yellow T-shirts who have pulled out camera phones too. A crush of managers in black shirts and gold name tags try to keep the peace, but the crowd running after Britney gets larger, and now the shopgirls have ­started to catch up to her, one of them slipping spectacularly in her platform shoes, grazing her elbow. She pulls herself up, mustering the strength to tap Britney’s shoulder. “Um, I’m from the South too,” she mumbles, “and I was wondering if I could get a picture with you for my little sister.”

Britney turns to Ghalib and grabs his arm. “I don’t want her talking to me!” she screams. She whirls around and stares the girl deep in the eyes, her lips almost vibrating with anger. “I don’t know who you think I am, bitch,” she snarls, “but I’m not that person.”

I’ll admit that I was getting bored with the whole celebrity gossip thing. Britney, Lindsay and Paris are so yesterday. That’s why I’m glad to see that we have a fresh face ready for shenanigans. That’s right, Miley Cyrus is at it again! More cell phone photos have been leaked. This time we’ve got Miley in skimpy pajamas doing a striptease pose for the camera AND Miley showing her Hannah Montanas in this bikini photo.

Thank God for camera phones!

Source: Miley Cyrus SuperFan