Category — Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s new CD has been targeted by Banksy, a U.K. artist/media prankster/guerilla artist. He has secretly replaced Paris’ CD with an album of his own remizes and given them titles like "Why am I Famous?", "What Have I Done?" and "What Am I For?" According to his spokesperson, Banksy doctored 500 copies of Paris’ CD in 48 different record stores throughout the UK and in Paris.

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The celebrity feuds are getting so numerous we are having trouble keeping up with them. This is continued from yesterdays posts…

ROUND THREE: Lindsey Lohan vs. Danny Masterson

Lohan is at it again, this time with the least talented member of the THAT 70′S SHOW cast: Danny Masterson. Apparently, Masterson is now working as a bouncer at Guy’s in L.A. because he wouldn’t let Lindsey in, even though his pal Wilmer was vouching for her. Here’s what LA.com has to say about it…

According to our source inside who witnessed the whole thing, Valderrama obliged, telling his “That ’70s Show” costar that his Lohan beef was vodka under the bridge. But Masterson wouldn’t budge, saying he didn’t want her in because he doesn’t respect the way she lives her life — and that Paris Hilton isn’t welcome either. How did the (underage!) Lindsay respond? According to the crowd that witnessed it, she screamed at the top of her lungs and threatened to call the cops. Eventually, however, she simply left with her tail between her legs.

ROUND FOUR: Christina Aguilera vs. Mariah Carey

In the new issue of GQ where Christina gets semi-nude, she talks about how Mariah Carey has never liked her. According to Page Six:

“She was never cool to me. To the point that one time we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me in front of [Aguilera trails off] . . . But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated.”

Not to be outdone, Mariah issued the following statement:

I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior.

It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain. It is in my heart to forgive, and I will keep her in my prayers

ROUND FIVE: Lindsey Lohan vs. Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis

Once again, I can’t say I’m a huge Lindsey Lohan fan, but I’ll take her over Paris Hilton anyday. Now Paris has drafted fellow rich kid Brandon Davis to go tag-team on Lohan.

Last night, as the pair club-hopped in LA, Davis unleashed a filthy torrent as Paris laughed with approval. Davis makes numerous sexual and hygenic comments, the likes of which you probably have never heard.

Davis, best known for his drunk driving arrest, at one point hurls a racial invective toward Lindsay’s former boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama, asking, “Is he in a mariachi band?”

The grandson of the late billionaire Marvin Davis at one point says of Lohan: “I think she’s worth about seven million (dollars), which means she’s really poor. It’s disgusting. She lives in a motel.”

This article clip doesn’t even get the highlights which include Davis referring to Lindsey Lohan having a firecrotch as well as a seven foot long clitoris. But, thankfully, you can see the video here at TMZ.

Lindsey Lohan got into a verbal throwdown with the Hilton sisters at Hollywood club Hyde. Here’s what Paris’ rep Elliot Mintz had to say about the incident:

“Paris was having a conversation with a couple friends. Lindsay approached her table and at that moment Paris felt she was being interrupted and didn’t wish to speak with Lindsay. A couple of words were exchanged and Lindsay went back to her table. I can understand how other patrons in the club could have thought it had been a bigger deal then it actually was.”

But since this is coming from a publicist, we can safely assume it was a real cat fight. Lindsey Lohan may have her problems, but I don’t think there are too many people that wouldn’t enjoy seeing her take Paris’ ass out!

Check out these disgusting pics of Val Kilmer and Paris Hilton making out. This is disturbing on many levels. Sure Val Kilmer is getting old and kind of weird but it seems like he could still score hotter ass than Paris Hilton. He was in TOP GUN! It’s good to see that he is still scoring young girls, but Paris Hilton? Obviously he has seen the video and knows she has skills where it counts. But check out Paris’ facial expressions. You can tell she’s kind of creeped out by old-man-beard, but she seems to know she is on camera and to be enjoying that aspect of it. Maybe she should just go with the whole porn thing. It seems to be the only aspect of her career so far that is working out for her.