Category — Starlets

Britney’s little sister Jamie Lynn Spears has been impregnated! She was the last one in the Spears family holding out from becoming a real-life version of the Beverly Hillbillies. The father is Jamie Lynn’s long-time boyfriend Casey Aldridge.

Jamie Lynn Spears: “It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he. … As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn’t tell anybody. Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone’s opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me.”

Audrey Tautou, star of Amelie and The Davinci Code, flashes her nipple while sunbathing at the beach.

Penelope Cruz was poised to be the next big Hollywood starlet until she was temporarily ensnared by Tom Cruise. Luckily, she escaped unimpregnated and based on these photos, she is still looking pretty damn good. She recently starred in Volver for director Pedro Almodovar but the movie that I’m really looking forward to is Bandidas, co-starring Salma Hayek. Here are some photos of Penelope Cruz from the new Pirelli calendar. If these are any indication, she is poised for a big comeback.

I honestly thought that Courtney Love had already died of a drug overdose or STD. Based on these new nude photos from POP Magazine, apparently she is still alive. I’m not sure if many of you want to see Courtney Love naked. I will admit that she does not look all that great.

But I will also confess that I believe she is probably an awesome fuck. Nasty, druggy chicks like this will do crazy shit that nice, clean girls get all freaked out about. So… my answer about Courtney Love is… I would. Feel free to use the comments to tell me what a perverted and desperate loser I am. The thumbnails below are the “work-safe” pics. To see the nude photos, go to the Courtney Love nude photo gallery.

Scarlett Johannsson talks about sex in the new issue of Allure.

There does seem to be a mistaken belief out there that I am sexually available somehow, which is not to say that I’m not open-minded about sex. Yet I wouldn’t say I’m a serial monogamist, either. I mean, I went through periods of time when I was, ah, single. I do think on some basic level we are animals, and by instinct we kind of breed accordingly.

Very interesting. Scarlett also mentions in the article that she gets tested for HIV twice a year. “It’s part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It’s just disgusting behavior when people don’t. It’s just so irresponsible.”

Scarlett Johannson is looking ultra-hot in this TOTAL FILM pictorial. I haven’t seen The Black Dahlia, but I will totally be renting it when it hits DVD because word on the street is that Scarlett’s sex scenes are so steamy they actually detract from the overall movie experience. That sounds like quality DVD viewing to me!

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Formerly known as Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham seems to be having a good time showing off her nipples in these photos. A lot of guys are crazy about Victoria Beckham, but to me she is looking more and more like an anime character every day. So the Posh Spice nipples don’t do much for me, but I am all about my readers. Hopefully somebody out there can bust their nut to these. To see the full gallery, click here.

Here are a few pics of Clare Danes wearing a see-through shirt. The problem is, she might as well be a 12-year old boy because she doesn’t have much to show off. I think she had bigger tits back when she was on My So Called Life. Not that there’s anything wrong with a flat-chested girl. But what’s with the giraffe-neck? What happened, Clare? You got weird!

Jessica Simpson’s cameltoe is out of control in this clip. It wants to eat you… devour you… destroy you!

In case you wondering, it is true that I am scared of large vaginas. I think it’s ridiculous that men can be criticized for having small penises, but the size of a woman’s vagina is rarely called into question.