Category — Nicole Ritchie

… and oh yeah… Nicole Ritchie, too! I’m not sure when these two started hanging out, but can you imagine the types of conversations these two have when they are hanging out? Maybe they are talking about how DJ AM dumped Nicole’s ass and has been seen all over town with porn star Aria Giovanni (according to InTouch Magazine).

Nicole Ritchie has annoyed the shit out of me ever since a friend loaned me a DVD of THE SIMPLE LIFE season one. I know part of this show was staged, but I don’t think it is an exaggeration to say that she is an annoying slut. But now she is a skeletal annoying slut. She has the look of a meth-addicted stripper from a really sleazy strip joint where the girls will suck you off for $20. If I am looking for a cheap slut to bang in a men’s room stall, I want them to have a little meat on there bones. But I know some of you like the whole crank-head skeletor look, so I am posting these for your masturbatory pleasure.