Category — Lindsey Lohan

I’m actually starting to feel very sorry for Lindsay Lohan. What a mess. Sure, she likes to party. But she’s never made a movie or anything worthwhile that remotely warrants the amount of attention she is getting from stupid websites like the ours. It seems like she is doing something ridiculous every day, like flashing her vagina or running around town in this ridiculous, see-through outfit. And she was so cute in The Parent Trap…

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is on vacation. That’s the only thing that can explain the proliferation of Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures that have been popping up lately. A lot of snarky gossip bloggers have been making fun of Lohan, saying that she looks fat. I, however, think she looks beautiful. So I have compiled this special Lindsay Lohan bikini-gasm post. This was a lot of work, so enjoy! Click on the thumbnails for a larger view, or head over to our Lindsay Lohan gallery!

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Lindsey Lohan comes very close to flashing some nipple as she climbs out of a cab in these pics. It’s amazing how much Lindsey’s appearance changes. Almost every time new Lohan pics hit the web, she looks a little different. Here she looks like a 30-year old single mother on the way to her second job of the day. But note that Lindsey is clutching Nat Sherman All Natural cigarettes next to her Blackberry. At least Lohan is trying to keep up her good image for the kids. Remember kids, All Natural cigarettes don’t cause health problems. But stay away from brands like Camel, because those are filled with cancer causing additives. Thanks, Lindsey!

Lindsey Lohan is really pissed off about “Firecrotch.” In case you’re not up on your celebrity gossip, Firecrotch is the nickname given to her by Brandon Davis in his infamous verbal assault on the freckled starlet. If you ask me, Firecrotch is an AWESOME nickname. Either way, Lindsey Firecrotch Lohan is getting fired up about it, threatening to sue Davis unless he makes a $250,000 charitable donation.

From the New York Daily News: “Lindsay Lohan isn’t satisfied with the written apology Brandon Davis issued a week after he crudely besmirched her private parts outside an L.A. club last month. Lohan’s lawyers have now sent the oil heir a letter warning that the actress may sue him if he doesn’t make a $250,000 charitable donation and release a videotaped apology to TV.”

This sounds like some kind of blackmail to me. I mean, isn’t this the freaking United States? People can say what they want. PLus, he has already issued an apology and he has become one of the most loathed people in the U.S. because of his comments.

The celebrity feuds are getting so numerous we are having trouble keeping up with them. This is continued from yesterdays posts…

ROUND THREE: Lindsey Lohan vs. Danny Masterson

Lohan is at it again, this time with the least talented member of the THAT 70′S SHOW cast: Danny Masterson. Apparently, Masterson is now working as a bouncer at Guy’s in L.A. because he wouldn’t let Lindsey in, even though his pal Wilmer was vouching for her. Here’s what LA.com has to say about it…

According to our source inside who witnessed the whole thing, Valderrama obliged, telling his “That ’70s Show” costar that his Lohan beef was vodka under the bridge. But Masterson wouldn’t budge, saying he didn’t want her in because he doesn’t respect the way she lives her life — and that Paris Hilton isn’t welcome either. How did the (underage!) Lindsay respond? According to the crowd that witnessed it, she screamed at the top of her lungs and threatened to call the cops. Eventually, however, she simply left with her tail between her legs.

ROUND FOUR: Christina Aguilera vs. Mariah Carey

In the new issue of GQ where Christina gets semi-nude, she talks about how Mariah Carey has never liked her. According to Page Six:

“She was never cool to me. To the point that one time we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me in front of [Aguilera trails off] . . . But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated.”

Not to be outdone, Mariah issued the following statement:

I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior.

It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain. It is in my heart to forgive, and I will keep her in my prayers

ROUND FIVE: Lindsey Lohan vs. Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis

Once again, I can’t say I’m a huge Lindsey Lohan fan, but I’ll take her over Paris Hilton anyday. Now Paris has drafted fellow rich kid Brandon Davis to go tag-team on Lohan.

Last night, as the pair club-hopped in LA, Davis unleashed a filthy torrent as Paris laughed with approval. Davis makes numerous sexual and hygenic comments, the likes of which you probably have never heard.

Davis, best known for his drunk driving arrest, at one point hurls a racial invective toward Lindsay’s former boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama, asking, “Is he in a mariachi band?”

The grandson of the late billionaire Marvin Davis at one point says of Lohan: “I think she’s worth about seven million (dollars), which means she’s really poor. It’s disgusting. She lives in a motel.”

This article clip doesn’t even get the highlights which include Davis referring to Lindsey Lohan having a firecrotch as well as a seven foot long clitoris. But, thankfully, you can see the video here at TMZ.

Lindsey Lohan got into a verbal throwdown with the Hilton sisters at Hollywood club Hyde. Here’s what Paris’ rep Elliot Mintz had to say about the incident:

“Paris was having a conversation with a couple friends. Lindsay approached her table and at that moment Paris felt she was being interrupted and didn’t wish to speak with Lindsay. A couple of words were exchanged and Lindsay went back to her table. I can understand how other patrons in the club could have thought it had been a bigger deal then it actually was.”

But since this is coming from a publicist, we can safely assume it was a real cat fight. Lindsey Lohan may have her problems, but I don’t think there are too many people that wouldn’t enjoy seeing her take Paris’ ass out!

Let’s face it… the nipple slip is sooooo 2004. Apparently Lindsey Lohan has decided that the incestuous world of celebrity gossip blogs was ready for a new celebrity faux pax… she decided to bestow on us: THE ASS SLIP. She chose the provocative location of the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice awards to introduce the ass slip to the world. I can’t tell if she’s completely bare-assed or wearing a thong, but I will let our intrepid readers use their fancy digital enhancement software to investigate and let us know.

The STAR reports that a wet and lotion-ed up Lindsey Lohan slipped and suffered an teacup related injury and was sent to the hospital on Friday. The strange incident occurred at the mansion of singer/”photographer” Bryan Adams. Yes, the “Summer of 69″ guy.

Lohan’s mom gave The Star the details:

“She had just come out of the shower so she was still wet and had some lotion on, and she completely flipped on the stairs since it was slippery. The teacup went flying, it was shattered, and one of the pieces cut Lindsay in her shin. It was an accident.

“She called me from the cab, I was in New York at the time, and she told me what happened. I panicked because I’m a mother, but she said ‘Mommy, I’m fine.’ She said it was bleeding through the bandage a bit, so she asked, ‘Mommy, should I go to the hospital?’ I told her to go.”

And now for some completely unrelated photos from Lindsey Lohan’s “nude” VANITY FAIR photoshoot…

Daily Starlet fave Lindsey Lohan appeared on The Tonight Show earlier this week, looking pretty cute in a lavender dress - flashing quite a bit of thigh and cleavage. Here are a few pics.

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