Category — Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson’s cameltoe is out of control in this clip. It wants to eat you… devour you… destroy you!

In case you wondering, it is true that I am scared of large vaginas. I think it’s ridiculous that men can be criticized for having small penises, but the size of a woman’s vagina is rarely called into question.

We don’t have pics from the interior photoshoot yet, but here is the cover image from the upcoming issue of MAXIM featuring Jessica Simpson. I can’t help but think that this issue is going to sell huge numbers. I’m not that huge of a Jessica Simpson fan, but looking at that cover makes me feel slightly mesmerized. As soon as the interior photos get leaked, you will be able to find them here!

Jessica Simpson is sporting some serious cameltoe action as she shops with a friend in these photos.

See lots of sexy Jessica Simpson photos!

And in other Simpson sister news, Ashlee Simpson got a nose job. And apparently some work done on her lips. Check out this profile shot. If I wasn’t telling you it was Ashlee Simpson, would you even know who it was?

Jessica Simpson recently backed out of a Republican fundraiser, refusing to meet with Bush and enraging her Republican fans who probably still remember her from here early days on the Christian music circuit. Reuters has the story…

Concerned about politicizing her favorite charity, singer-actress Jessica Simpson on Wednesday turned down a invitation to meet with U.S. President George W. Bush, a snub that left Republicans dismayed.

The apparent final word that Simpson would be a no-show at a major Republican fund-raiser with Bush and congressional leaders on Thursday night came after a day of conflicting reports from her camp and organizers of the event.

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The idea of Nick Lachey beating the shit out of Jessica Simpson is just too awesome to be true, so we are betting this rumor doesn’t pan out. Nevertheless, Dlisted is reporting that Jessica has made an exclusive deal with People Magazine to come clean on the real reason for the break-up.

According to an anonymous source Chestica Simpson has signed an exclusive deal with People Magazine. In this deal, Chestica will come clean on the real reason behind her split with Nick Lachey. And the reason she claims is that Nick beat her ass! Yes! According to my source People Magazine will launch this explosive claim from Chestica in two weeks.

You know Joe Simpson is orchestrating this whole shit to clean Chestica’s image from two-bit whore to innocent victim!

Joe Simpson is going to have his work cut out for him, since pretty much the whole world knows Jessica has fucked most of the diseased and brain-damaged cast of Mtv’s JACKASS.