Category — Jessica Alba

Just in case you can’t wait until Thursday, we’ve got the list of all the winners of this years Mtv Movie Awards. The show will still be worth tuning in for, because it’s hosted by the lovely Jessica Alba who is featured in parodies of The DaVinci Code, Mission Impossible III and The DaVinci Code. The Mtv Movie Awards are always fun to watch and it’s not really about who wins the awards. But just in case you don’t want to be “spoiled” we’ll put the winners after the jump. The show is scheduled to air Thursday, June 9th at 8:30 p.m., on Mtv of course.

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Poor Jessica Alba. She wants to sunbathe topless so she can have beautiful naturally brown breasts. But those damn papparazzi make things difficult. Here’s what she told LifeStyle Extra:

“I would do if it were just me and my guy, but the paparazzi seem to pop up everywhere.

“I think I’ll be wearing a bikini. Bikinis are more flattering on my body.”

It’s like an evil Catch-22. Paparazzi bring us photos of beautiful Jessica Alba in a bikini. But they also prevent us from getting photos of beautiful Jessica Alba topless. It’s a fucking conundrum, I tell you. But since we don’t have any naked Jessica Alba photos (except for this Jessica Alba quasi-nipple slip), here is a treasure trove of Jessica Alba bikini photos. If this whets your appetite, visit the Jessica Alba bikini gallery.

Happy Memorial Day. Just in case you aren’t out at the beach, where there is potential to see real-life nipple slippage, we decided to post these Jessica Alba quasi nipple slip pics. I’m not sure if this counts as a legitimate nipple slip, because I don’t think you can actually SEE nipple. But aren’t these pics cute anyway. Besides, an ALMOST Jessica Alba nipple slip is still 100x better than a Paris Hilton full-on nipple slip.

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I’ve watched THAT 70′S SHOW once or twice, but I still wouldn’t know who Wilmer Valderrama was if not for his reputation for fucking half of Hollywood.  Yesterday, Valderrama was a guest on the Howard Stern Show to promote his new Mtv show YO MOMMA. What better way to promote a lame Mtv series, that to reveal dirt on the starlets you have banged. Here are a few details…

• Wilmer took Mandy Moore’s virginity! According to Wilmer, she was good, but that she wasn’t like “like warm apple pie.”
• Jennifer Love Hewitt - according to Wilmer, she was an “eight.”
• When he’s with celebrities, Wilmer can’t believe he’s having sex with them.
• Wilmer has an eight inch penis
• He is friends with, but hasn’t fucked,  Jamie Pressly, Rosario Dawson and Jessica Alba.
• Ashlee Simpson is very loud in bed. What a surprise.

In an interview with COMPLEX Magazine, actor Paul Walker gets honest about the best ass in the universe.

Come on, dude, you know what I’m looking at. I couldn’t take my eyes off that ass. I’m sorry. She’s beautiful. And she’s such a pain in my ass, too. But that’s what I love about her. She’s the kind of girl you just want to have angry sex with for the rest of your life because it’s just that good.

We’d like to take this opportunity to remind you that INTO THE BLUE is one of the most underrated movies of 2005.

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Jessica Alba loves running around in bikinis, but can you blame her? I realize there are thousands of paparrazi photos of bikini-clad Jessica Alba all over the web, but can you ever really get enought. With that in mind, I have added about two dozen to the Jessica Alba gallery. Here are a few highlights. Enjoy!

Jessica Alba Gallery

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The ever popular men’s site AskMen.com has named Jessica Alba as the most desirable female celebrity. They will get no arguments from us. While we will admit that she is a terrible actress, her other assets more than make up for it. Alba has moved up the list from the #78 spot which she occupied last year. Of course that was before SIN CITY, FANTASTIC FOUR, INTO THE BLUE and an amazing publicity campaign.

While on the subject of Alba-movies, I just wanted to recommend INTO THE BLUE. Sure the movie was critically panned, but despite its weak moments, it FREAKING RULES. The movie is essentially a reworking of the 70’s flick THE DEEP and shares some of that movies flaws, but… all Daily Starlet readers should see it immediately for two reasons: 1. Jessica Alba in a bikini for almost the entire running time, and 2.) AWESOME SHARK VIOLENCE. Seriously!

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