Category — Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jay Leno is such a pervy bastard. I don’t know why America loves the guy so much. Every time he has a semi-hot chick on the show he basically drools all over them. So it’s no surprise he should book THE BREAST WHISPERER: Jennifer Love Hewitt. But what the fuck is she wearing? The only thing this girl has going for her is her tits and she shows up in some kind of Cinderella-pixie-princess dress?

Hey! J-Lo-Hew! Let me clue you into something. Those bored housewives that watch THE BREAST WHISPERER don’t pay your bills. The reason people even know your name is because of the legions of horny ass man-boys who beat off to your tits in soft-core skin mags like Maxim. For the love of God, at least show some cleavage and give me something worth writing about! You’re getting old. Show some nipples or get off the pot!

I’ve watched THAT 70′S SHOW once or twice, but I still wouldn’t know who Wilmer Valderrama was if not for his reputation for fucking half of Hollywood.  Yesterday, Valderrama was a guest on the Howard Stern Show to promote his new Mtv show YO MOMMA. What better way to promote a lame Mtv series, that to reveal dirt on the starlets you have banged. Here are a few details…

• Wilmer took Mandy Moore’s virginity! According to Wilmer, she was good, but that she wasn’t like “like warm apple pie.”
• Jennifer Love Hewitt - according to Wilmer, she was an “eight.”
• When he’s with celebrities, Wilmer can’t believe he’s having sex with them.
• Wilmer has an eight inch penis
• He is friends with, but hasn’t fucked,  Jamie Pressly, Rosario Dawson and Jessica Alba.
• Ashlee Simpson is very loud in bed. What a surprise.

Recently I have had a lot of people recommend the show GHOST WHISPERER to me. Not because it is a good show, but because apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt’s breasts are on prominent display. I guess the creators of the show have tapped into a winning formula. It is one of those supernatural mystery shows that chicks love, but there are breasts almost always on display so guys are hypnotized into not switching the channel. I can’t review the show because I have no girlfriend to lure me into watching it, and I am so broke I don’t have cable or even an antenna for my TV. And I have no job. But, I do have these pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt on vacation in Hawaii wearing a little white bikini and displaying her assets to the world.