Category — Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie is scheduled to have a C-section today according to InTouch Magazine.

Although she had really wanted to have a natural birth, Angelina’s doctors are urging her to have the procedure due to a minor complication. “There’s nothing seriously wrong,” an insider says. “They are expecting it all to be routine.”

Angelina, 30, is scheduled to have the C-section at a Namibian hospital, according to the insider. The father of the child, Brad Pitt, 42, is expected to be by her side.

Angelina had been planning to give birth at the Burning Shore Beach Lodge in Swakopmund — the African resort where she, Brad and her two adopted children, Maddox, 4, and Zahara, 16 months, have been staying for the past two months. But the doctors have advised her she will be safer in a hospital.

With this in mind, let’s take a moment to remind those African doctors what they could be fucking up forever…

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The gay magazine DIVA has published it’s list of the women it’s readers would most like to have sex with. It’s kind of interesting. Here’s the top 10…1. Angelina Jolie
2. Portia De Rossi
3. Gina Gershon
4. Sharon Stone
5. Jodie Foster
6. Queen Latifah
7. Halle Berry
8. Charlize Theron
9. Salma Hayek
10. Drew Barrymore.

There are a few of these for which straight men and lesbians can probably unite… but Queen Latifah? Queen Latifah beat out Salma Hayek? It’s a crazy world out there, kids.

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This Brangelina saga just keeps getting more and more interesting. Now, apparently Aniston is psychically controlling her fans and sending them out on attack missions. The current theory is that she is communicating to her minions through psychically encoded subliminal messages being broadcast in the latest batch of FRIENDS episodes being broadcast on TBS. Regular syndicated episodes are apparently “clean” and therefore “safe” to watch. The first salvo in the war was launched on February 3rd, when one of Anistons minions attempted to attack Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at Berlin’s Nola restaurant…

The loved-up pair - who are expecting their first child together this year - were dining at Berlin’s Nola restaurant when a woman stormed in and screamed: “Where is that home-wrecking Angelina?” The crazed fan - dressed in a ‘Friends’ T-shirt - spotted the Hollywood couple and attempted to slap Angelina.

Luckily Angelina’s bodyguards were on hand to deal with the minion, ensuring Pitt’s meal was uninterrupted.

“The mentally unbalanced American had obviously been tipped off that they would be dining at Nola, because she was wearing an Aniston top and was on the look-out for Angelina.

“Angelina would normally have confronted the woman, but she was petrified because she’s carrying her first child and won’t risk any harm coming to it.”

This is just another reason to stay away from people wearing FRIENDS t-shirts. You’ve been warned.

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Apparently Angelina Jolie has a few new tatoos. I’m not sure what the one on the left means, but the one on the right reads” “A prayer for the wild at heart kept in cages.” Angelina can write whatever the hell she wants on her body as far as I’m concerned.

In other Angelina Jolie news, her latest flick MR. AND MRS. SMITH is now out on DVD. I missed this in the theaters, but sources tell me it is definitely worth checking out if you are an Angelina fan.