Category — Adrianne Curry

This happened on Saturday, but we have been too busy with real life issues to keep up to date on our favorite Z-listers. America’s first Next Top Model Adrianne Curry has married her Surreal Life co-star Christopher Knight a.k.a. Peter from the Brady Bunch. In case you missed that particular season of The Surreal Life, the two fell in love over the course of a season. Adrianne Curry revealed herself to be pretty damn hot, but also a candidate for the ultimate psycho girlfriend hall of fame. On the bright side, she also let Mini-me eat sushi off of her naked body.

According to wwtdd: “The ceremony had a Goth theme, with Currys bridesmaids dressed in blood-red dresses and Knights groomsmen in blood-red tuxedos. The women carried black roses and the flower girls wore black dresses with blood red bows.”

Looks like she is getting a good start at being a psycho wife. Whatever… she may not have REALLY been America’s Next Top Model, but she looks pretty good naked.

Adrianne Curry first came to the publics attention when she won the first season of America’s Next Top Model. She didn’t really end up becoming a top model, however. Instead she became a reality TV whore. She parlayed this into gigs on The Surreal Life (where she let Mini-Me eat sushi off her naked body) and other VH-1 celebrity shows. But finally, she has hit the big time and snagged a nude spread in Playboy Magazine. While seeing her in all her glory isn’t all I had hoped for… it’s not too bad either!

The Surreal Life season 4 reached new levels of brilliance when Adrianne Curry, winner of America’s Next Top Model, stripped down naked and let the cast eat sushi off of her body. Mmmmm. It looked so good that Mini-me (Verne Troyer) was about to lose his shit. Reality Blurred suspects that we may have seen a little more sushi than the television censors might like. We’ll let you be the judge.