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We don’t normally cover movies here, but this is freaking Transformers: The Movie, dude! An anonymous tipster has sent us this first look at one of the Transformers from the movie. Apparently, this is Transformer named Scorpnok. I don’t know much about it, or what it transforms into, but I am guessing it is one of the cockroach aliens from Starship Troopers.

Seriously, this looks so ripped off, that Michael Bay should be writing Paul Verhoeven a paycheck right now.

As much as this movie might suck, I will confess right now that I will probably pay to see it at least three times while it is in theaters.

You may remember Dominique Swain from the remake of LOLITA. I don’t know what the hell she is up to now. Nevertheless, here is her nipple!

Back in the days before I became a drunken strip-joint addicted loser, I used to update this site on a regular basis. I was particularly aggressive with keeping our archive of celebrity nipple slips up to date. Then I became a sell-out and removed most of our nipple slip action in an attempt to make some money with Google. But recent events have caused me to get back to my roots and bring back the nipple slips.

The good news… The Ultimate Nipple Slip gallery is back up and running.

The better news… to celebrate Thanksgiving I will be posting new Nipple Slip photos all day. This is the internet equivalent of one of those lame marathons that are playing on all the cable channels that aren’t showing sports today. So get ready… the nipples are on their way.

Here are a few highlights from the past…

Penelope Cruz was poised to be the next big Hollywood starlet until she was temporarily ensnared by Tom Cruise. Luckily, she escaped unimpregnated and based on these photos, she is still looking pretty damn good. She recently starred in Volver for director Pedro Almodovar but the movie that I’m really looking forward to is Bandidas, co-starring Salma Hayek. Here are some photos of Penelope Cruz from the new Pirelli calendar. If these are any indication, she is poised for a big comeback.

Yes, I realize it’s been several months since my last post. Does it really matter? There are a million other gossip sites on the internet. Just read those.

“But Ed, those sites are all run by fags. We want more celebrity tits! We are lonely, fat, socially awkward creatures and we need celebrity masturbation material. You are are only hope.”

Okay, I am here to save you and I am taking this site into new directions. Since Google won’t let us put any ads on here, this site is never going to make any money and I don’t see any reason why we should try to be PG-13 just to get their seal of approval. Fuck em! From now on, we are going no-holds-barred. Well, we’re not going to post anything that might get me thrown in jail - but tits and ass… it’s all good.

But before we get started, where have I been? You might remember I got a job working in a tech support call center for one of the big four letter computer companies. It turned out I was better at talking to slack-jawed idiots than anyone expected and I moved up and was making some decent cash. That was when I discovered an all-nude strip joint. Normally, the chicks in all-nude strip joints are pretty fucking ugly. There is some kind of unwritten rule that if you are above a certain level of hotness, you don’t have to show vag. That rule does not apply at the place I found. Other rules didn’t apply either. I was introduced to the wonderful world of “extras.”

I was there pretty much every day. Even though eight hours of my daily existence were wasted in a dank grey cubicle, it was all worth it, because I felt like I had discovered some kind of twisted heaven on earth. But it only lasts until your money runs out. Which mine did. Now I am behind on my bills and the credit card companies are calling my ass.

So it’s time to get back to beating off to blurry photos of celebrity nipple slips.

Life goes on.

Scarlett Johannsson talks about sex in the new issue of Allure.

There does seem to be a mistaken belief out there that I am sexually available somehow, which is not to say that I’m not open-minded about sex. Yet I wouldn’t say I’m a serial monogamist, either. I mean, I went through periods of time when I was, ah, single. I do think on some basic level we are animals, and by instinct we kind of breed accordingly.

Very interesting. Scarlett also mentions in the article that she gets tested for HIV twice a year. “It’s part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It’s just disgusting behavior when people don’t. It’s just so irresponsible.”

Scarlett Johannson is looking ultra-hot in this TOTAL FILM pictorial. I haven’t seen The Black Dahlia, but I will totally be renting it when it hits DVD because word on the street is that Scarlett’s sex scenes are so steamy they actually detract from the overall movie experience. That sounds like quality DVD viewing to me!

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Formerly known as Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham seems to be having a good time showing off her nipples in these photos. A lot of guys are crazy about Victoria Beckham, but to me she is looking more and more like an anime character every day. So the Posh Spice nipples don’t do much for me, but I am all about my readers. Hopefully somebody out there can bust their nut to these. To see the full gallery, click here.

Here are a few pics of Clare Danes wearing a see-through shirt. The problem is, she might as well be a 12-year old boy because she doesn’t have much to show off. I think she had bigger tits back when she was on My So Called Life. Not that there’s anything wrong with a flat-chested girl. But what’s with the giraffe-neck? What happened, Clare? You got weird!