Category — Rumors & innuendo

Tomkat (Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes) was recently at a baseball game where a photographer snapped some up-blouse photos revealing some evil alien stretchmarks. This is what getting impregnated by a Scientologist will do to you, girls. I am putting these up as thumbnails because it’s kind of gross. Click it to see them in all their glory!

Lindsey Lohan got into a verbal throwdown with the Hilton sisters at Hollywood club Hyde. Here’s what Paris’ rep Elliot Mintz had to say about the incident:

“Paris was having a conversation with a couple friends. Lindsay approached her table and at that moment Paris felt she was being interrupted and didn’t wish to speak with Lindsay. A couple of words were exchanged and Lindsay went back to her table. I can understand how other patrons in the club could have thought it had been a bigger deal then it actually was.”

But since this is coming from a publicist, we can safely assume it was a real cat fight. Lindsey Lohan may have her problems, but I don’t think there are too many people that wouldn’t enjoy seeing her take Paris’ ass out!

Remember when Wilmer Vilderrama bragged about his sexual conquests on Howard Stern? I found it a little hard to believe, or maybe I just didn’t want to believe the marginally talented sitcom star was the ladies man he claimed to be. Now Mandy Moore is calling Wilmer a liar! Here’s an excerpt from her interview with Hollywood.com.

Singer/actress Mandy Moore has hit back at claims she lost her virginity to actor Wilmer Valderrama, insisting he’s lying about his conquest.

Valderrama boasted he was the first to sleep with the “Candy” singer and also claimed to have had sex with Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Moore maintains the claim is “utterly tacky, not even true, and it hurt my feelings because I like him.”

The jury is still out on this one, because I’m sure Mandy doesn’t want to admit she was deflowered by Wilmer… even if it did actually happen .

Here are a few things people are talking about today, but that we’re too lazy to write an entire post about…

Grey’s Anatomy season finale
I didn’t watch it, but I’m sick of hearing it. If you work in an office with women, you are too.

Pam Anderson likes the salad tossing
But for some reason, I’m just not surprised.

Tobey Maguire is fat
The overweight Spider-man star is making Sony employees very nervous.

OneMillionMoms are pissed
A group of moms will be monitoring Desperate Housewives and boycotting the shows advertisers. The truly sucky part of this is that people will start talking about Desperate Housewives again.

Jack Bauer knows how to party
Keifer Sutherland drunk and unconscious… again!

Bryan Singer wants to run...
away from Superman Re-Returns and to the Logan’s Run remake.

THE O.C. creator Josh Schwartz apparently doesn’t know where to take the show after next season when all the leads should be leaving for college. (Actually, shouldn’t they be leaving for college at the end of THIS season?). Here’s what Schwartz told contactmusic.com:

I think we’ve got at least one more good year in us, so we’re going to do some pretty radical stuff at the end of this year. The season finale is going to be the craziest thing we’ve ever done and it will launch the show in a whole new direction next year. So I’m excited about next season. And then beyond, I don’t know. We’ll see.”

As anyone who’s been watching THE O.C. since Season Two can attest, Schwartz has been painfully out of ideas for quite some time. Fortunately for him, he really doesn’t need to worry about it, because I don’t think the show has a snowballs chance in hell of staying on after four seasons. But, any O.C. news is a good excuse to post Rachel Bilson photos, so here you go…

Uber-geek sex symbol Paget Brewster (Andy Richter Controls the Universe) is considering a Playboy photoshoot

Sharon Stone is really 77 years old.
American Pie as a horror movie via the oh-so-popular trailer remix treatment

Sabrina the teenage witch got fat, but Jesus Martinez still loves her.

Okay, so this has very little to do with scantily clad starlets or celebrity gossip, but look how freaking cool this is. This is our first look at Tobey Maguire in the all black Spiderman costume from Spiderman 3. Really looking forward to this one! (update: I guess this is a fake. Still looks pretty damn cool, though. Thanks to the commenter who let us know about the fakery!)

Sharon Stone sure seems to be in the news a lot lately. Won’t it be great when BASIC INSTINCT 2 flops and she is ignored once again? But this latest story is pretty funny. In an interview with ContactMusic.com, Stone talks about some sex advice she gave to a teenage girl:

“I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen. Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, ‘Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.’ Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, ‘I’d like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.’ Young people talk to me about what to do if they’re being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. If you’re in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I’m not embarrassed to tell them.”

So according to Stone, if you are being date raped, just suck the guy off. This sounds like sage wisdom from an old hag that has spent too much time around Hollywood producers.

This is the first confirmed sighting of the Affleck-spawn. The spawn is seen in public accompanied by its vessel, former hot chick and actress Jennifer Garner. This photo was apparently taken by some kind of camera phone. While this may appear like a nice shot of a mother and her baby, we must remind you: it was sired by Ben Affleck. The powers latent in this child are enough to reduce Hollywood into a smoking wasteland of charred rubble. You’ve been warned.

Kevin Smith unleashed a torrent of anti-Reese Witherspoon vitriol during a recent speech at the University of Pennsylvania. He confessed that he has an insane dislike for the actress who he has nicknamed “Weezy Reesey.”

Kevin Smith: I did vote for her for ‘Walk the Line’ because she was so good. I forgot how much I hated that cunt!

His hatred for the actress is so intense that he once tried to blackmail Selma Blair for Witherspoons adress so he could egg her house. Blaire refused to supply the address and ended up not getting a part in Smith’s movie.

You have to hand it to Kevin Smith, because he seems to not care (or be aware of the fact) that all this stuff could have an impact on his career. Not knowing Reese Witherspoon personally, I have to admit, something about her has always rubbed me the wrong way. I did like her in FREEWAY, where she did a great job playing a white trash Little Red Riding Hood. But since then, she has totally creeped me out with her buggy eyes and crocodile mouth. She WAS really good in WALK THE LINE though. The thought of Kevin Smith being so full of hate and childish enough to contemplate egging her house is beautiful.
Smith also recalled a time when Nicole Richie lured Jason Mewes into a bathroom for a quickie.
You can read the full article with all the sordid details that are clean enough to be printed at New York Daily News.