Category — Rumors & innuendo

I can’t wait for the day when this jackass gets shot or dies of some kind of bacterial infection. Steve-O’s latest hijinx have landed him in jail. What did he do this time? He was breaking holes in the walls of his apartment. One of his neighbors actually made a citizens arrest and held him until the police arrived. Good job, dude! [Source]

Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) took a break from the high life and went shopping at Target. Of course, she is flanked by a team of security guards, but other than that, she is dressed down and shopping like the rest of us. Does anyone else find her amazingly hot in her casual outfit. She normally doesn’t do much for me, but that gray t-shirt and blue jeans — Wow!

Mickey Rourke was recently rushed to the hospital because… he cut off his own finger. Why? He was tired of it.

The eccentric star says, “I cut my little finger off because I thought I didn’t want it. I was angry about something so I decided I didn’t need the end of the little finger on my left hand. I didn’t cut it off completely - it was still hanging on a tendon - and an English friend, Gary, carefully carried the end of it as we went to hospital to try to rectify the situation. It took the surgeon eight hours to sew it back on. I still can’t bend it properly.” Source: World Entertainment News Network

Mickey rules!

Defying ALL predictions, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn nabbed the #1 slot this weekend with their comedy The Breakup. This is the biggest ever summer opening for a romantic comedy. X-MEN 3 dropped a huge 67%, the biggest ever drop for a Memorial Day weekend opening. This just goes to show you that there are comic book geeks and celebrity gossip geeks. The celebrity gossip geeks turned out this weekend to see a movie that wasn’t well-reviewed and honestly doesn’t look that great. But it’s been the subject of so many tabloid and gossip-site stories that people had to see if the Vaughniston chemistry was for real. Whatever the reason, audiences really turned out for this one.

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Just in case you can’t wait until Thursday, we’ve got the list of all the winners of this years Mtv Movie Awards. The show will still be worth tuning in for, because it’s hosted by the lovely Jessica Alba who is featured in parodies of The DaVinci Code, Mission Impossible III and The DaVinci Code. The Mtv Movie Awards are always fun to watch and it’s not really about who wins the awards. But just in case you don’t want to be “spoiled” we’ll put the winners after the jump. The show is scheduled to air Thursday, June 9th at 8:30 p.m., on Mtv of course.

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Lindsey Lohan is really pissed off about “Firecrotch.” In case you’re not up on your celebrity gossip, Firecrotch is the nickname given to her by Brandon Davis in his infamous verbal assault on the freckled starlet. If you ask me, Firecrotch is an AWESOME nickname. Either way, Lindsey Firecrotch Lohan is getting fired up about it, threatening to sue Davis unless he makes a $250,000 charitable donation.

From the New York Daily News: “Lindsay Lohan isn’t satisfied with the written apology Brandon Davis issued a week after he crudely besmirched her private parts outside an L.A. club last month. Lohan’s lawyers have now sent the oil heir a letter warning that the actress may sue him if he doesn’t make a $250,000 charitable donation and release a videotaped apology to TV.”

This sounds like some kind of blackmail to me. I mean, isn’t this the freaking United States? People can say what they want. PLus, he has already issued an apology and he has become one of the most loathed people in the U.S. because of his comments.

The lovely (and very talented) porn star Tera Patrick will grace the cover of the July issue of FHM. This is the first time the U.S. version of the mag has ever put an adult film start on it’s cover according to TMZ.com. Having been long-time Tera Patrick fans, we can whole-heartedly get behind this. It’s a good move from a business perspective too, because Tera Patrick probably has a larger male fanbase than most of the mainstream stars the mag puts on its covers. Tera was on the cover of the U.K. edition last month, and the issue was so popular, the U.S. edition decided to follow its lead. In fact, they are so excited about Tera that they are releasing the issue with 2 separate covers.

With mainstream starlets doing “nude” photo spreads that don’t really show any nudity, it only makes sense that these mags would start tapping into the porn market to broaden their readership. We say… bring it on!

This happened on Saturday, but we have been too busy with real life issues to keep up to date on our favorite Z-listers. America’s first Next Top Model Adrianne Curry has married her Surreal Life co-star Christopher Knight a.k.a. Peter from the Brady Bunch. In case you missed that particular season of The Surreal Life, the two fell in love over the course of a season. Adrianne Curry revealed herself to be pretty damn hot, but also a candidate for the ultimate psycho girlfriend hall of fame. On the bright side, she also let Mini-me eat sushi off of her naked body.

According to wwtdd: “The ceremony had a Goth theme, with Currys bridesmaids dressed in blood-red dresses and Knights groomsmen in blood-red tuxedos. The women carried black roses and the flower girls wore black dresses with blood red bows.”

Looks like she is getting a good start at being a psycho wife. Whatever… she may not have REALLY been America’s Next Top Model, but she looks pretty good naked.

Angelina Jolie is scheduled to have a C-section today according to InTouch Magazine.

Although she had really wanted to have a natural birth, Angelina’s doctors are urging her to have the procedure due to a minor complication. “There’s nothing seriously wrong,” an insider says. “They are expecting it all to be routine.”

Angelina, 30, is scheduled to have the C-section at a Namibian hospital, according to the insider. The father of the child, Brad Pitt, 42, is expected to be by her side.

Angelina had been planning to give birth at the Burning Shore Beach Lodge in Swakopmund — the African resort where she, Brad and her two adopted children, Maddox, 4, and Zahara, 16 months, have been staying for the past two months. But the doctors have advised her she will be safer in a hospital.

With this in mind, let’s take a moment to remind those African doctors what they could be fucking up forever…

See Angelina Jolie in nude, sexy photos and videos at Mr. Skin! 

The celebrity feuds are getting so numerous we are having trouble keeping up with them. This is continued from yesterdays posts…

ROUND THREE: Lindsey Lohan vs. Danny Masterson

Lohan is at it again, this time with the least talented member of the THAT 70′S SHOW cast: Danny Masterson. Apparently, Masterson is now working as a bouncer at Guy’s in L.A. because he wouldn’t let Lindsey in, even though his pal Wilmer was vouching for her. Here’s what LA.com has to say about it…

According to our source inside who witnessed the whole thing, Valderrama obliged, telling his “That ’70s Show” costar that his Lohan beef was vodka under the bridge. But Masterson wouldn’t budge, saying he didn’t want her in because he doesn’t respect the way she lives her life — and that Paris Hilton isn’t welcome either. How did the (underage!) Lindsay respond? According to the crowd that witnessed it, she screamed at the top of her lungs and threatened to call the cops. Eventually, however, she simply left with her tail between her legs.

ROUND FOUR: Christina Aguilera vs. Mariah Carey

In the new issue of GQ where Christina gets semi-nude, she talks about how Mariah Carey has never liked her. According to Page Six:

“She was never cool to me. To the point that one time we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me in front of [Aguilera trails off] . . . But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated.”

Not to be outdone, Mariah issued the following statement:

I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior.

It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain. It is in my heart to forgive, and I will keep her in my prayers

ROUND FIVE: Lindsey Lohan vs. Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis

Once again, I can’t say I’m a huge Lindsey Lohan fan, but I’ll take her over Paris Hilton anyday. Now Paris has drafted fellow rich kid Brandon Davis to go tag-team on Lohan.

Last night, as the pair club-hopped in LA, Davis unleashed a filthy torrent as Paris laughed with approval. Davis makes numerous sexual and hygenic comments, the likes of which you probably have never heard.

Davis, best known for his drunk driving arrest, at one point hurls a racial invective toward Lindsay’s former boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama, asking, “Is he in a mariachi band?”

The grandson of the late billionaire Marvin Davis at one point says of Lohan: “I think she’s worth about seven million (dollars), which means she’s really poor. It’s disgusting. She lives in a motel.”

This article clip doesn’t even get the highlights which include Davis referring to Lindsey Lohan having a firecrotch as well as a seven foot long clitoris. But, thankfully, you can see the video here at TMZ.