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So I finally got my hands on a copy of the Criterion Collection version of Armageddon and have watched it twice already. I don’t know why everybody has such a hate-on for Armageddon because it fucking rules! But watching Armageddon always gets me thinking about the lovely Liv Tyler. I still can’t figure out why she hasn’t had any really great lead roles. But based on interviews, she seems really cool and like she might not even care about it. Either way, she’s smoking hot and here are some photos.

See Liv Tyler in sexy nude photos!

Jessica Simpson is sporting some serious cameltoe action as she shops with a friend in these photos.

See lots of sexy Jessica Simpson photos!

And in other Simpson sister news, Ashlee Simpson got a nose job. And apparently some work done on her lips. Check out this profile shot. If I wasn’t telling you it was Ashlee Simpson, would you even know who it was?

Burlesque artiste and all around hottie Dita Von Teese helped Hugh Hefner celebrate his 80th birthday in Paris recently. Here are a few pics. I still find it amazing that she goes home to Marilyn Manson. I’m sure he’s a cool guy in his own Gollum-y way, but look how amazingly hot this girl is.

Ahhhh… Salma Hayek. Before we lost the original Starlet site due to a shady host, we had a pretty kick-ass Salma Hayek photo gallery. Now I am in the process of rebuilding it. 71 photos so far. Here are a few cool samples.

See Salma Hayek NUDE at Mr. Skin.

Bai Ling is in Cannes to promote her new flick Shanghai Baby… and to let her nipple slip out. I guess this isn’t really that big of a deal since we’ve already seen Bai Ling naked in Playboy. And she was cut from Revenge of the Sith which means this is non-canonical Star Wars nudity. But something about Bai Ling reminds me of my first Oriental Massage, complete with my first happy ending in the hand of a woman. Maybe that’s why these photos strike a special chord with me.

See sexy nude Bai Ling pics at Mr. Skin!

Kirsten Dunst is having a great time in these bikini pics while in Cannes to promote her upcoming flick Marie Antoinette. Marie Antoinette is the new film from Sofia Coppola, director of Lost in Translation. Check out the Kirsten Dunst bikini photos below or go straight to the full Kirsten Dunst gallery!

See even more of Kirsten Dunst at Mr. Skin!

PETA has announced this years sexiest vegetarians and Veronica Mars herself… Kristen Bell… has topped the list. Kristen has given up on meat because animals are just do damn cute. “I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with—dogs and cats, for example—from the animals on my plate, and I never really cared for the taste of meat. I always loved my Brussels sprouts!” says Kristen.

Sexiest Male Vegetarian? PRINCE!

This story has made me think about the important things in life. Such as, why aren’t there more sexy Kristen Bell photos on the internet? Here are a few classics from our vault.

We have been huge fans of French cutie Audrey Tautou since we first saw her in Amelie. Now, apparently all of the United States is finally discovering her as they rush to see The Da Vinci Code. I’ll admit, I haven’t seen it yet and I don’t have a burning desire to do so. But Audrey Tautou… I love her. She’s great in Amelie and maybe even better in the excellent Dirty Pretty Things. If only for the line, “This time… I bit.” So with all the talk of The Da Vinci Code and Audrey Tautou, I decided a picture gallery was in order. Click on the thumbails for a larger view or go to the full Audrey Tautou Gallery.

Sarah Michelle Gellar is a porn star - or at least she’s playing one in the upcoming flick Southland Tales. Southland Tales is the second movie from Donnie Darko writer/director Richard Kelly. He also wrote the awesome and undeservedly maligned Domino (directed by Tony Scott). Here are a few pics of Sarah Michelle Gellar “in character” for the movie.

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Eva Longoria has topped MAXIM’s list of hottest women yet again. This seems strange to me, but not as strange as it does to Hitch Magazine who offered this comment:

I know I’ve said this before, but I just don’t see it. Give me a woman whose bones won’t snap when you grab her arm, whose face doesn’t look molded by Mattel, who doesn’t going around blabbing to the press about your sexual inexperience until she met you.

Yeah. She is a little bony and small. And what the hell was she doing BEFORE Desperate Houswives? Did anybody know who she was two years ago? This just goes to show the importance of a great publicist. Here’s a few pics anyway…