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Audrey Tautou, star of Amelie and The Davinci Code, flashes her nipple while sunbathing at the beach.

You may remember Dominique Swain from the remake of LOLITA. I don’t know what the hell she is up to now. Nevertheless, here is her nipple!

Paris Hilton apparently loves showing her nipples. We’ve seen them so many times it’s not even that big of a deal. But it’s Thanksgiving!

Ashlee Simpson’s new face actually performed this weekend at Mtv’s Summer Sizzle. It’s kind of amazing because the girl actually looks like she has had a complete face transplant. I can’t remember a celebrity ever going through such a public transformation. I don’t know if her daddy has issued a public statement about this, but it’s seriously weird. A few years ago, they were positioning Ashlee as the “punk-ier” version of Jessica and now it looks like they are trying to make her into a clone. I know Ashlee wasn’t super-hot before, but I kind of think the new version is way creepier.

Poor Jessica Alba. She wants to sunbathe topless so she can have beautiful naturally brown breasts. But those damn papparazzi make things difficult. Here’s what she told LifeStyle Extra:

“I would do if it were just me and my guy, but the paparazzi seem to pop up everywhere.

“I think I’ll be wearing a bikini. Bikinis are more flattering on my body.”

It’s like an evil Catch-22. Paparazzi bring us photos of beautiful Jessica Alba in a bikini. But they also prevent us from getting photos of beautiful Jessica Alba topless. It’s a fucking conundrum, I tell you. But since we don’t have any naked Jessica Alba photos (except for this Jessica Alba quasi-nipple slip), here is a treasure trove of Jessica Alba bikini photos. If this whets your appetite, visit the Jessica Alba bikini gallery.

Lindsey Lohan is really pissed off about “Firecrotch.” In case you’re not up on your celebrity gossip, Firecrotch is the nickname given to her by Brandon Davis in his infamous verbal assault on the freckled starlet. If you ask me, Firecrotch is an AWESOME nickname. Either way, Lindsey Firecrotch Lohan is getting fired up about it, threatening to sue Davis unless he makes a $250,000 charitable donation.

From the New York Daily News: “Lindsay Lohan isn’t satisfied with the written apology Brandon Davis issued a week after he crudely besmirched her private parts outside an L.A. club last month. Lohan’s lawyers have now sent the oil heir a letter warning that the actress may sue him if he doesn’t make a $250,000 charitable donation and release a videotaped apology to TV.”

This sounds like some kind of blackmail to me. I mean, isn’t this the freaking United States? People can say what they want. PLus, he has already issued an apology and he has become one of the most loathed people in the U.S. because of his comments.

The lovely (and very talented) porn star Tera Patrick will grace the cover of the July issue of FHM. This is the first time the U.S. version of the mag has ever put an adult film start on it’s cover according to TMZ.com. Having been long-time Tera Patrick fans, we can whole-heartedly get behind this. It’s a good move from a business perspective too, because Tera Patrick probably has a larger male fanbase than most of the mainstream stars the mag puts on its covers. Tera was on the cover of the U.K. edition last month, and the issue was so popular, the U.S. edition decided to follow its lead. In fact, they are so excited about Tera that they are releasing the issue with 2 separate covers.

With mainstream starlets doing “nude” photo spreads that don’t really show any nudity, it only makes sense that these mags would start tapping into the porn market to broaden their readership. We say… bring it on!