Category — Bikinis

Poor Jessica Alba. She wants to sunbathe topless so she can have beautiful naturally brown breasts. But those damn papparazzi make things difficult. Here’s what she told LifeStyle Extra:

“I would do if it were just me and my guy, but the paparazzi seem to pop up everywhere.

“I think I’ll be wearing a bikini. Bikinis are more flattering on my body.”

It’s like an evil Catch-22. Paparazzi bring us photos of beautiful Jessica Alba in a bikini. But they also prevent us from getting photos of beautiful Jessica Alba topless. It’s a fucking conundrum, I tell you. But since we don’t have any naked Jessica Alba photos (except for this Jessica Alba quasi-nipple slip), here is a treasure trove of Jessica Alba bikini photos. If this whets your appetite, visit the Jessica Alba bikini gallery.

Nicole Ritchie has annoyed the shit out of me ever since a friend loaned me a DVD of THE SIMPLE LIFE season one. I know part of this show was staged, but I don’t think it is an exaggeration to say that she is an annoying slut. But now she is a skeletal annoying slut. She has the look of a meth-addicted stripper from a really sleazy strip joint where the girls will suck you off for $20. If I am looking for a cheap slut to bang in a men’s room stall, I want them to have a little meat on there bones. But I know some of you like the whole crank-head skeletor look, so I am posting these for your masturbatory pleasure.

Kirsten Dunst is having a great time in these bikini pics while in Cannes to promote her upcoming flick Marie Antoinette. Marie Antoinette is the new film from Sofia Coppola, director of Lost in Translation. Check out the Kirsten Dunst bikini photos below or go straight to the full Kirsten Dunst gallery!

See even more of Kirsten Dunst at Mr. Skin!