Nicole Ritchie is a living dead skeleton person

Nicole Ritchie has annoyed the shit out of me ever since a friend loaned me a DVD of THE SIMPLE LIFE season one. I know part of this show was staged, but I don’t think it is an exaggeration to say that she is an annoying slut. But now she is a skeletal annoying slut. She has the look of a meth-addicted stripper from a really sleazy strip joint where the girls will suck you off for $20. If I am looking for a cheap slut to bang in a men’s room stall, I want them to have a little meat on there bones. But I know some of you like the whole crank-head skeletor look, so I am posting these for your masturbatory pleasure.