Jessica Alba wants to get naked
Poor Jessica Alba. She wants to sunbathe topless so she can have beautiful naturally brown breasts. But those damn papparazzi make things difficult. Here’s what she told LifeStyle Extra:
“I would do if it were just me and my guy, but the paparazzi seem to pop up everywhere.
“I think I’ll be wearing a bikini. Bikinis are more flattering on my body.”
It’s like an evil Catch-22. Paparazzi bring us photos of beautiful Jessica Alba in a bikini. But they also prevent us from getting photos of beautiful Jessica Alba topless. It’s a fucking conundrum, I tell you. But since we don’t have any naked Jessica Alba photos (except for this Jessica Alba quasi-nipple slip), here is a treasure trove of Jessica Alba bikini photos. If this whets your appetite, visit the Jessica Alba bikini gallery.
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